chaka chaka

can i go home now?

feats of awesomeness

so there was this dude who collected thousands and thousands of bottles and sparked off many a fantasy for me by building his own damned island. with a 2-storey house, solar oven and some animals (for company, not livestock aite) no less. i considered it the epitome of childhood dreams come true, till i found [...]

green eggs and ham

my first smoke in two years was uneventful considering it was exactly the same as the last one. the whiskey didn’t help either. paranoia gushed forth. buckets and buckets of it. i ended up throwing up in front of oreo (who sniffed worriedly at my heels) and passing out almost fully-clothed on a sunday evening. [...]