chaka chaka

this is just too sick to not share.

i want my fucking Weezer - PORK and beans video. wtf. why is it “not available in my country”?

does malaysia just suck so much?

but i can watch something called UFOPORNO. the world has stopped making sense!

apart from the regular coconut-picking and rock-hitting, i haven’t had any time for my baby.

but… i have been still looking at accessories, add-ons, audio programs and gameses, preciousssss.

found 24 music programs. and of course, korg (have i already downloaded this?).

it’s not like i know how to use anything. but i want to be daft punk when i grow up. :(

was going to make myself a cup of coffee (by pressing random buttons on the shiny coffee machine, ha!) but now how?

is there any possibility that it’ll go concave?

so, what’s the complete total chemical opposite of coffee?

someone said ’twas milk.

a couple of days ago, jt showed me part of the “electroma” movie, the latest release being some time mid-2008. of course, i started obsessing and googling and whatnot. many hours, youtube videos, and shed tears later i’m emotionally worn out.

while i understand why the movie did not utilise any of daft punk’s own tracks (supposedly only featuring their musical inspirations), “make love” manages to turn their relentless (and terribly boring) trek through the desert seem superbly poignant.

admittedly the music editing in this one is disastrous (haiya fan video, forgiveable la) but it’s not like i care. what i do care about is where to get one of those fucking cool helmets. ebay, maybe?
[update: some girls are just too damn kick-ass for the world. hand-made daft punk helmet replicas. awesome shit,]

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more videos i found sifting through youtube.

easily the saddest part. then again, am probably pms’ing.

final scene with original soundtrack

benefits sale at

Kristal Suite 1, 1st Floor West Wing
Hilton Hotel, PJ

31st October & 1st November 2008
9:30am to 6:30pm & 9:30am to 5:00pm respectively

won’t be going since, if you hadn’t noticed, i’m not particularly big on anything girly. my one big vanity is my hair, and it’s anything but feminine. unless you thought demi moore in GI Jane was hot. then you’re a freak anyway.

wonder if it’ll suck as much as the zara warehouse sale did. sale konon.

hmph.

should i try baby’s rimmel london instead?

another post.

wow.

well, it is the first week. it’s like hanging out at home, but at the office… methinks me lost the plot.

anyway, tragedy befalls those who, well, deserve it. people who don’t suck tend to have close girlfriends who send them random cute, quirky and often meaningless text messages. we awesome people have girlfriends (and some times their boyfriends) who talk about sweet girly things or kinky nasty dirty shit with (while mr. bf goes “lalalalalala” with his hands over his ears).

i have a super shopping companion. who is also my someone to have coffee with, to get smashed with and go for TAG with. to exchange awesome clothing and to chain smoke with.

and now even to mario kart with. yay!

aiyo, pantat face, it sucks to be stuck in prolonged adolescent angst (in your 20s) caused by being a materialistic, self absorbed, holier than thou, rich snob brat, i’m-too-good-for-this-world beeeeeeeyotch.

in other words, it sucks to be you!

the greatest CV in the world is no hoax.

months ago, hatim sent me the pdf file which has been making new rounds in a forwarded email. apparently, one of me good buddies who was attached with a headhunting company met the stunning and ravishing ms. hong herself.

if you haven’t read it before, the 5-page CV includes gems such as:

the only person in Asia to create a desk organiser for consolidating & streamlining workflow documents for followup/action

the person who started the phrase ‘Only shortlisted candidates will be notified’ in recruitment advertisements’.

have a hereditary hourglass figure

am exceptionally stunning and ravishing in person

super beh tahan. hahahaha.

I had an uncle who was a very strict vegetarian.
When he died there was a big turnip at his funeral.

the new office is very pretty though i have not summoned the courage to use the wii yet. i think it’s a little too soon to be making a fool of myself without being under the influence.

would like to post up photos, but also have not been pariah enough to start snapping away.

nothing against cam-whoring, obviously. it’s just that with my “muka maintain”, i might just be slack-jawed and gawking while doing it.

still surfing and now listening to music on my shiny new installation of iTunes. one thing that truly sucks? no administrative control over my pc. hence, no last.fm, no viewing of hidden system files, and no copying over mp3s from the secret iPod folder.

sigh.

finally picked up my cheque from bates along with a free “slap in the face”. pro-rated salary for last month is a pittance which i hadn’t prepared myself for. o, now i feel the pangs of regret and will suffer the consequences this month after frittering away my warna money over the span of a mere 10 days.

:(