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triumph the insult dog meets david blaine the human dingleberry

fucking awesome quotes from the video, please watch it.

we are in the midst of observing an incredible test of endurance as david blaine is attempting to hang for 60 straight hours without entertaining anyone.

harry houdini called this stunt the “dangling douchebag”

people are worried that him hanging upside down could make him go blind. imagine, not being able to see all the people out here giving him the finger.

anyone who studied the works of houdini knows that the hardest part of houdini’s stunts was the 15-minute coffee break.

he’s catheterized i heard. you think he’s peeing right now?