Only shortlisted candidates will be notified

the greatest CV in the world is no hoax.

months ago, hatim sent me the pdf file which has been making new rounds in a forwarded email. apparently, one of me good buddies who was attached with a headhunting company met the stunning and ravishing ms. hong herself.

if you haven’t read it before, the 5-page CV includes gems such as:

the only person in Asia to create a desk organiser for consolidating & streamlining workflow documents for followup/action

the person who started the phrase ‘Only shortlisted candidates will be notified’ in recruitment advertisements’.

have a hereditary hourglass figure

am exceptionally stunning and ravishing in person

super beh tahan. hahahaha.

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