Only shortlisted candidates will be notified
the greatest CV in the world is no hoax.
months ago, hatim sent me the pdf file which has been making new rounds in a forwarded email. apparently, one of me good buddies who was attached with a headhunting company met the stunning and ravishing ms. hong herself.
if you haven’t read it before, the 5-page CV includes gems such as:
the only person in Asia to create a desk organiser for consolidating & streamlining workflow documents for followup/action
the person who started the phrase ‘Only shortlisted candidates will be notified’ in recruitment advertisements’.
have a hereditary hourglass figure
am exceptionally stunning and ravishing in person
super beh tahan. hahahaha.
Tags: cv, hong ai hwa, humour