Only shortlisted candidates will be notified
by justine
the greatest CV in the world is no hoax.
months ago, hatim sent me the pdf file which has been making new rounds in a forwarded email. apparently, one of me good buddies who was attached with a headhunting company met the stunning and ravishing ms. hong herself.
if you haven’t read it before, the 5-page CV includes gems such as:
the only person in Asia to create a desk organiser for consolidating & streamlining workflow documents for followup/action
the person who started the phrase ‘Only shortlisted candidates will be notified’ in recruitment advertisements’.
have a hereditary hourglass figure
am exceptionally stunning and ravishing in person
super beh tahan. hahahaha.