mine’s a secret. i think.

by justine

totally random, but was thinking that facebook should allow us to append adjectives to our relationship status (since it isn’t really sharing till every little single detail of your life is accounted for).

in a relationship doesn’t say enough.
but miserable in a relationship does.

single is an unqualified statement
but sluttily single or uninterestedly single or desperately single will help send out the right signals.

B&A would be blissfully in a relationship

A&J would be comfortably complicated

K&W would be in denial accidentally in a relationship

heh. hope no one kills me for this.