chaka chaka

i’m eyeing this phone: sony ericsson G900

wanna donate a kidney, girls?
get it removed through your hoohoo

magician nearly drowns during her stunt.
her assistant is a helpful douche.

crime. does. pay.
free medical benefits (denied to regular joes without insurance) for inmates.

learn how to blink, snap your fingers, use a mouse and remove a staple from your arm

chinese mobile phones will kill you.
KABOOM.