in rawang, never ask someone if they’re tired
a couple of nights ago, pickway was relaying some random trivia over our weekly kim gary dinner.
“did you know, grasshoppers and other performers like aaron kwok tape their dicks down?”
i choked on a spoonful of shredded pork and chinese mushroom rice. “to avoid wardrobe malfunction?” i wondered, thinking of the shiny tiny hot pants favoured by mr kwok.
“it’s because they will, y’know, ’stand’.”
i sputtered a few grains of rice onto the table.
“you mean you’ve never heard before meh?”
do enlighten me on the hong kong entertainment scene, dear pickway.
“guys,” she said knowingly, smugly and triumphantly, “get hard when they’re tired.”
my whole life flashed (heh) before my eyes. i felt like a high school-er again.
“my boyfriend runs marathons, and he told me that when he and his friends finish running all tired like that, it gets awkward… cos you know.”
boy, was i confused. was i sorely lacking in the sex ed department? was she pulling my leg? was this something everyone knew? was this a rawang thing? i mean if only exhaustion caused erections. pfizer would go out of business.
*conversations originally in canto, yo. which makes it that much more hilarious.
wow. i didnt know. really ke?
eeeeh mana ada?
hehehehehe you know right after i read this i dragged two ‘in-the-know’ colleagues over to the screen to read your post, so i could ask them if it was true. but they said no! siannnn
can’t be la! it’s just too impossible la tiao. hahaha
*shy*
*facepalm*
LOL ! Im from Rawang and i never heard of this. Though erection can occur if you’re sleepy especially after you wake up. :p
morning wood quite normal kan?
but this i’ve really never heard of!
exhaustion erection i think i seen a few times. like, u fucked until ur kangkang juice habis liao then not even 5mins it’s up again but hes sleeping like pig.
like that ar??
if work out until dead tired, i dont know lor