Archive for the ‘b-sides’ Category
yeah i went to mandarin school!
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008hui lee sent this to me over msn and immediately went “oh so sorry forgot you cannot read chinese” which to a certain extent is true. primary 6 education isn’t something that left a big impression on me.
╭┘└┘└╮∴°☆°
└┐..┌┘───╮∴°
╭┴──┤HAPPY ├╮
│o o│牛YEAR │●°
╰┬──╯ │ ∴°﹒
☆ ˍ|ˍ/ˍˍˍˍˍ/∴☆
祝2009年 心想事成
but hello, “hoping your wishes come true in 2009″ is a bit rudimentary, dahling.
at least i don’t shake people up and crash into dividers, prick
Wednesday, December 17th, 2008my chinese heritage + a one useless gene is the reason i’m an aggressive drunk.
here’s proof to back it up!
Alcohol appears to trigger violent behaviour in people who have a particular overactive gene.
The MAOA gene produces an enzyme that breaks down brain chemicals involved with mood.
When alcohol is mixed with high levels of the enzyme it can create a ‘dangerous cocktail’, according to new research.
oh, you silly ad people
Thursday, November 27th, 2008apparently two employees of BBDO Atmosphere in NYC were caught and filmed having sex in a cubicle. at 5pm.
how lax. no jobs to rush out, guys? must have been account servicing. tsk tsk.
the person who filmed and sent out the video was fired.
And how did the video get out?
I showed a couple of officemates on my phone and everyone was shocked and awed. I downloaded it to my computer and sent it on to two other co-workers and that was all the digital distribution I did and it just went viral from there. And a week later it ended up on Gawker and Mediabistro and then the word got back to me that all the creatives were sending it around. I freaked. I thought it was amazing how something could go viral and end up online so quickly when I had nothing to do with it really. I didn’t call Gawker. I didn’t e-mail anybody.
with no understanding of social media and the power of the internet, it’s little wonder boy genius got fired. must have been another suit.
a link to the video. boring stuff, really.
quickbites2711
Thursday, November 27th, 2008facebook spammer coughs up [i'm sure at least one of you has gotten the "bud" spam]
how to get rich if you’re useless
charge your iPod McGuyver style [hoax]
get over your hangover with exercise or a nice fat joint
quickbites2411
Monday, November 24th, 2008adstuff: psp billboards
Wednesday, November 19th, 2008“transparent” billboards aren’t exactly a new thing, but this is still pretty cool.
oh, don’t mime me
Thursday, November 6th, 2008found the taylor’s university professional bartending course.
- At the end of the programme, participants will be able to:
- Understand the main function of a bartender
- Have basic knowledge in different types of beverage
- Understand the techniques of mixing beverage
- Cost recipes effectively and accurately
- Understand the principles of flaring
WHAT? no juggling??
yotaro @ tumblr
Monday, November 3rd, 2008this site is one of my latest favourite finds.
often he (or she) mainly reblogs stuff and posts links of
beautiful
how excellent.
3 cups of coffee daily will shrink your hooters
Thursday, October 30th, 2008was going to make myself a cup of coffee (by pressing random buttons on the shiny coffee machine, ha!) but now how?
is there any possibility that it’ll go concave?
so, what’s the complete total chemical opposite of coffee?
someone said ’twas milk.




