we were having a discussion of sorts about my french and a question (read: challenge) was posed: if you don’t swear for a whole day, will you die? which offshot to another debate about what constitutes as swearing; 4-letter words: fuck, dick (richard?), damn (i disagree, it’s a friendly admonition), shit (is a beautiful, natural [...]
usually i leave my msn status blank. sometimes it has an office joke or BFF inside scoop. last week, for reasons i can’t remember, it was “TAKSEDARDIRI”. probably just channeling my thoughts out into the big blue world. quite a few people asked me about it. “like, yo, dawg, who is it?” and as i [...]
maxis called me today about the horrendous connection at home. and meh, i’m psychic. months and months back, the usj5 residents (WHOOPS, NOW YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE) were protesting against a telecommunications tower somewhere next to a frackin’ playground. and what do you know? majlis perbandaran subang jaya actually took their complaints/petioning/whining seriously and [...]
i’m going to hold everyone at arm’s length now. how do you explain disappointment or genuinely hurt feelings without coming off whiny? WELL, SORRY, BITCHES BUT YOU CAN’T. i’ll preserve this macho façade (which protects my warm chocolate centre) with this non-confrontational, passive/aggressive stance. think i’m getting more and more comfortable with it. oh, but [...]
Emerg. calls only maxis is really fucking with us. what happened? did someone lop down a telecommunications tower in usj? fucking hell.
zouk management have to find someone with more tech smarts. i get denied entry because i’m not in the group. and mr adam mathews did promise free entry plus a jug of something. well, fuck that. i don’t want your damn drink. wtf. if i’m posting on the damn wall, it’s obvious that i am [...]
to the fucker WPV 9363 in his nissan x-trail who tailed/flashed/honked me while i was doing fucking 95mph kmh on the highway with another vehicle less than a car’s length in front of me, i hope you enjoyed the finger because that’s going to be the closest thing your syphilis, herpes, hepatitis, scabies, gonorrhea, MONO-ridden [...]
from hennessy zouk flyer: TERMS & CONDITIONS: This event is BY INVITATION ONLY. Entry with the E-Invite is restricted between 7.30pm – 10.30pm only. Entry is restricted to patrons 23 years and above only and club rules apply. Zouk Club KL reserves the rights to refuse entry. so, no patrons under 23 and no sunnies, [...]
no round-collar tees no football jerseys no hats no beanies no sunnies why don’t you call my mom and ask her what else i like, then you can add it to your list of don’ts. cibai.
daily mail is just a bunch of tosh (to borrow one of their stiff-upper lip phrases. short hair means women uninterested in sex? Is short hair a conscious – or unconscious – signal that a woman is not interested in sex? The question was raised this week by sex therapist and former comedienne Pamela Stephenson, [...]