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*cue girly high-pitched SCRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAM* p/s yes, i’m evil too. your point?

yes, it’s all one big joke. some great story to pass around, innit? it may be over and done with and fucking hilarious to everyone now, but do any of you, any of you who were involved directly and indirectly, know how much fucking pain you put me through? yeah, and that’s not enough. keep [...]

another post. wow. well, it is the first week. it’s like hanging out at home, but at the office… methinks me lost the plot. anyway, tragedy befalls those who, well, deserve it. people who don’t suck tend to have close girlfriends who send them random cute, quirky and often meaningless text messages. we awesome people [...]

this is a fine example of “kids” (don’t get anal on me, i know how old i am) and how the standard of work across industries is suffering thanks to some really superb grade one ego.  if you use random ellipses and imagine the malaysian education system to be any sort of accurate gauge of [...]

On 12 September, about eight thirty in the evening, I was at my home in Bukit Mertajam, Penang. While enjoying my yew char koay (fried dough stick), I was worried about the show cause letter issued to Sin Chew Daily, and anxious about the days ahead for my newspaper. Suddenly, a group of plain cloth [...]

eh what’s this? i really thought kenny-fucking-sia was a celebrity! kena con sial. i was always under the impression that the self-sustaining “blogosphere” all luv him. then again, it’s not hard to take offense to dire stupidity. but kennysia.com has never been a “new media” outlet that catered to anyone with an IQ over 70. [...]

looking for monkey puns (for work, ok?) and found this instead. When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write, if the copy is right. If however, your copy falls over, you must right your copy. If you write religious services you write rite, and have the right to copyright [...]

cibai hai yong. doubtless i despise the guy in this situation and couldn’t care less about anyone else involved but this hits so close to home that my palms are sweating even in this giant freezer of an office. as if stealing/kissing/fucking someone’s boyfriend isn’t enough? you have to balls to tell her why it’s [...]

i’m really glad i passed “sweet 19″ as quickly as possible. 15, 19 and 21 seem to be the really problematic years when kids think they’re smarter, better, hotter, stronger (and more misunderstood) than the rest of the world. it’s teen angst at its best. and most annoying. still, some people never seem to grow [...]

am gonna strangle someone soon. some stuttering, bumbling, mumbling buffoon who can’t articulate past “ummm” and “no”, who contradicts himself every 3 seconds, who firsts says a borang 9 is the ONLY way he can officially change contact information then 10 minutes, 2 phonecalls, 1 fax and 3 emails later says it’s not necessary. asstwat.