the aunts are were back in town for some super family gathering and there were many generation gap conversations swirling around, causing me to snigger coffee out my nose. random tech-impaired conversations. didn’t know to laugh or cry. 70+ grandaunt: actually, what’s the difference between an iphone and a blackberry? 50+ aunt: no difference wan [...]
ma: your brother’s orientation is tomorrow. just: oooh. what time is it? ma: it says “9am-5pm” so what time should we be there? just: err, the whole day? ma: oh, not any time between 9-5? just: no la! whole day. ma: ok ok. do i have to be there with him? just: ya, ma. cos [...]
ma: i have to make a stop at XY bank to check my balance. just: why don’t you get a maybank account then you can check it online. pay bills online. bla bla bla. ma: you working for maybank isit? just: no la. easier mah. pay phone bill, electricity bill, credit card bill. you can [...]
after some badgering from a friend, i’ve decided to post up snippets of crazy from my mom as a random series of sorts. was talking to my mom after getting my hair cut: me: so now, i look like you, sound like you, and i’m craaaAAAaazy like you. ma: no. me: no? ma: you’re crazy, [...]