chaka chaka

can i go home now?

Category: frontal lobe

they hate us using debit

oh, how they discourage your from using your own cash. filled my tank up just now and came back to check my transaction on maybank2u to see they billed me RM200. yes, it’ll be credited back to me within 3-14 days, but damn, son, that ain’t cool.

leech

i wonder, has any other single (read: unmarried) female been subject to the same offensive statement that i have recently? since i’m no longer the young bird/cat/chick i was 5 years ago, the adult thing to do next it to get a place and move my freeloading ass out of my family home. the one [...]

got what i wanted eh?

as a very smart kid, i envied both my brother and my cousin who were warded for various un-life-threatening illnesses. i coveted their magazines and presents and fucking bears with balloons. i glowered looking on at all the fussing and attention they received. i was warded 2 days last week for my surgery. and boy, [...]

stoner

finally consulted a surgeon who came highly recommended by my uncle, datuk koh (subtle, right? i know). thought it would be over in a snap, but my outpouring of paranoia-fueled questions didn’t end till about 11 (i was in around 9am). doctor ong has this wonderful bedside manner speaking super low and then flashing the [...]

congrats! it’s a girl!

after a month of constant gastric attacks (one which sent me to the ER), i finally went for some poking and prodding at SDMC formerly known as Subang Jaya Medical Centre. instead of telling you i could see its little heart beating, sad to say those are just lots of little stones. the biggest just [...]

Ming is the bomb

Was showing ming my new camera effects. What better subject than his highness. “Look at those sculpted cheeks without makeup.”

Baby Cham

There are few cloying acts of coupledom that still have the power to raise my eyebrows. From the unconventional: Lining up for hours to purchase shitty fast food premiums that spell out your beloved’s name; Gunning it to Cameron to lug back 1,000 red roses; Starting a joint blog co-authored by The Princess and her [...]

Staving off adulthood for a long as possible

I have the sweetest friends and colleagues. 3 birthday meals (lunch, lunch, dinner) presents and failed surprises. Lot of laughs and jibes about me being 24. You’re all too kind <3

Shower cat

With liy’s words of warning ringing in my head, I was super wary about giving manja a bath. Would she bite, scratch, hate me for life? She mewed piteously: “I knew this day would come…” but she was a good girl. Now time to get the stench of shampoo off.