chaka chaka

dalam perjalanan saya balik rumah dari pejabat, saya menemui bukan sahaja satu tetapi dua “roadblock” polis.

walaupun tidak ada satu titik arak yang ditelani saya dan tidak ada mana-mana peraturan jalan raya yang dilanggari, namun keluarlah perasaan gelabah terpendam dan lutut saya bergetar semasa memandu whoopeewee (nasib baik kereta saya transmisi auto).

pihak polis memberi signal untuk berhentikan kereta lalu mempersoalkan saya tentang beberapa perkara (iaitu: dari mana, ke mana dll). rasanya, saya menjawab dalam suara yang penuh kesopanan dengan muka perempuan ayu asli, kerana polis itu pun senyum dengan menyuruh saya balik ke rumah.

hairannya saya dengan kelakuan sendiri. kenapa la saya rasa takut dengan ahli-ahli pihak berkuasa?

diperiksa oleh cik faridah zulkiflie: _________________
markah: _______________
lulus / gagal

post adalah latihan bahasa melayu pertama untuk tahun 2009 dan ditulis saja untuk /gdk (”gelak dengan kuat” adalah penciptaan saya yang bermaksud “LOL” dalam bahasa inggeris).

during the supposed petrol crisis and the hike to RM2.70, we were allowed to claim a petrol subsidy/rebate of RM625 (for vehicles 2000cc and below). unfortunately i renewed my road tax just before phase 1 (some time in february 2008) which now totally fucks up my plans of using the cash to subsidise my 2009 road tax renewal.

i signed up and logged on to posonline only to get this error message of a thousand deaths and a million bo-wafting account executives:

Your vehicle data do not exist in JPJ system. Please visit the nearest JPJ branch to check status of your cash rebate.

magachauhifulatpuniabohpukitiangcheepet

so i had to find out when the fuck i could get my rebate. ended up at mycen and homaigod…

Phase 2:

Eligible Malaysian vehicle owners who purchase or renew their road tax from 1st June 2008 till 31st March 2009 can claim at post offices nationwide from 1st July 2008 onwards.

argh!

hui lee sent this to me over msn and immediately went “oh so sorry forgot you cannot read chinese” which to a certain extent is true. primary 6 education isn’t something that left a big impression on me.

╭┘└┘└╮∴°☆°
└┐．．┌┘───╮∴°
╭┴──┤HAPPY ├╮
│ｏ　ｏ│牛YEAR │●°
╰┬──╯　 　 │ ∴°﹒
☆ ˍ|ˍ/ˍˍˍˍˍ/∴☆
祝2009年 心想事成

but hello, “hoping your wishes come true in 2009″ is a bit rudimentary, dahling.

totally random, but was thinking that facebook should allow us to append adjectives to our relationship status (since it isn’t really sharing till every little single detail of your life is accounted for).

in a relationship doesn’t say enough.
but miserable in a relationship does.

single is an unqualified statement
but sluttily single or uninterestedly single or desperately single will help send out the right signals.

B&A would be blissfully in a relationship

A&J would be comfortably complicated

K&W would be in denial accidentally in a relationship

heh. hope no one kills me for this.

my little bad-ass is working her ass off preparing a little birthday just for me!

mima marinated the bbq yumminess, so it’s bound to be awesome.

and the cutest thing is that she so gelabah.

Baby Ya Bay says:
just to bagitau lah…
there wont be balloons or ntah apa nonsense like that tau…

elektro baby says:
HAIYO
it’s okay!

it’s ok, my little evil bad-ass. stop panicking cos everything’s gonna be awesome. :D

5 things i’ve learned so far in life

1. you can make more and more and more money, but it’ll never be enough for what you want to do.
2. friends come and go. you can try to keep them, but ultimately you can’t do anything about it. though if they come back again, it’s great!
3. never plan too far ahead. it don’t work that way, sweetheart. you’re just setting yourself up for disappointment.
4. however “wonderful” you may think a person is does not mean he/her deserves to make you feel worthless.
5. life is too short, time to precious to be spent with people you dislike (ugh).

5 things i’ve just discovered this year (don’t judge me)

1. elektro
2. ming
3. salvador
4. patience
5. shopping

5 ways i’ve changed

1. i actually get my hair cut at a salon now
2. i care about clothing
3. i’ve mellowed. a lot.
4. i care less about people in general
5. i’m happy :)

5 ways i haven’t

1. still quite the damn aggro
2. still do my digital stalking
3. still love black & red polish
4. still hate mr. lee
5. still love geeky things albeit to a lesser extent

5 things that make me happy

1. coffee and evil parties with echopunya
2. games on my dagna
3. jtjtjtjtjt
4. books, books, books
5. sleeping in till (way) past noon

5 things i want

1. work on some awesome accounts (and do some awesome work)
2. become a better writer (not just a better copywriter, there’s a difference)
3. put on about 10lbs
4. travel asia (asia rules, bitches!)
5. continue being happy :)

i am reading this blog i kept about yen. yes, of course it was a secret blog. it was all the rage back then, dahling. now, we’d rather die than be anonymous. and, no, i didn’t quite much fancy the world reading about how i was was steadily losing both sanity and dignity.

i was amused (just every so slightly) that it [the blog] looked very much like it was written in preparation of bigger, more commercial ventures. like a lonelygirl15 production, manufactured to launch some new series on astro or a new silver screen drama about love and loss.

i think it’s just too fucking surreal that i fell in love with her, lost her and managed to document it all within a year.

why this post? why now?

saya suka, lu mahu apa?

so the doctor viral-imposed 48-hour abstinence from alcohol (and all other things that make life worth living) ended this morning.

i immediately had pork noodles, beef noodles, coffee and beer.

mmmmmm… hoegaarden with my favourite uncles.

with my new RM5 arm-warmers from sungei wang

arthur just a little angry today

roni: no photos please

pre-countdown party with dellXlapsap
date: 30th december 2008
venue: palate palette
by invitation only

have you gotten your invite yet? we have. ;)

so i just paid a visit to my favourite doctor viral (i think she’s damn amusing, plus she’s friendly) to see what the hell had me writhing in such mind-numbing pain.

after recounting the past 3 days + medication to her, she was duly impressed.

“hmm… zantac? zantac should be good.”

then she prodded me in my tummy.  i always wondered if doctors somehow forced their symptoms on to you like say by poking too hard.

“erm i’m not sure. are you like poking too hard?”

“ok we’ll try this area [the sides] for comparison.”

“oh… ok i don’t feel anything there.”

so apparently my gastrointestinal tract is hard and swollen and since the medication i took prior to this visit didn’t help, she deduced that i have ever so slightly fucked up my stomach lining.

“this could have been caused by binge drinking. have you been binge drinking?”

“erm… a little. like almost everyday last week. but not binge… i think?”

“my dear, that’s binge la.”

so i have acute gastritis caused by too much alcohol. and let me tell you all, acute gastritis is a bitch and it hurts like a leather-clad, whip-flicking, stiletto-grinding bitch. btw, the term “gastric” as used by you layman has always been incorrectly used, it’s just hyperacidity. mine, yeah, that’s gastric, bitches!

she prescribed me proton pump inhibitors, which sounded ominous and scared the hell out of me ‘cos i’m a little girl who’s allergic to science. basically it stops the production of gastric acid so my stomach lining has time to heal. doctor viral confided that she takes a couple when she knows she’s going to binge on her secret vice - margaritas. like wow. too cool.

it’s december and ’tis the season for parties and free flow (in fact there’s one tonight at 8pm) and life sucks because in the next 48 hours i’m banned from the following wonderful rainbow substances: alcohol, oily/spicy/creamy foods, dairy products, coffee, tea and general yuletide happiness.

binge drinking indeed. i didn’t realise i was so damn useless.