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in rawang, never ask someone if they’re tired

Friday, February 5th, 2010

a couple of nights ago, pickway was relaying some random trivia over our weekly kim gary dinner.

“did you know, grasshoppers and other performers like aaron kwok tape their dicks down?”

i choked on a spoonful of shredded pork and chinese mushroom rice. “to avoid wardrobe malfunction?” i wondered, thinking of the shiny tiny hot pants favoured by mr kwok.

“it’s because they will, y’know, ’stand’.”

i sputtered a few grains of rice onto the table.

“you mean you’ve never heard before meh?”

do enlighten me on the hong kong entertainment scene, dear pickway.

“guys,” she said knowingly, smugly and triumphantly, “get hard when they’re tired.”

my whole life flashed (heh) before my eyes. i felt like a high school-er again.

“my boyfriend runs marathons, and he told me that when he and his friends finish running all tired like that, it gets awkward… cos you know.”

boy, was i confused. was i sorely lacking in the sex ed department? was she pulling my leg? was this something everyone knew? was this a rawang thing? i mean if only exhaustion caused erections. pfizer would go out of business.

*conversations originally in canto, yo. which makes it that much more hilarious.

ancient new modern history

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

the first part of the long leave commenced with a road trip to malacca. yes, we all roll our eyes at the little town that spawned, since the last count, 2,134,518 lomo photos and even more artsy fartsy DSLR shots. post-worked and posted to death. which is why the posse road trip was sorely missing one mr music and one miss rabbit (who scurried off to the less-travelled pulau ketam instead).

so malacca is, in the loosest sense, a home town of sorts. sketchy family history about supposed baba nyonya heritage, teochew wanderers touching points along the west coast, and the annual ching bing (qing ming to you) trip which i’ve never participated in, all tie me back to the state. plus i am head-over-heels for the lard-soaked chicken rice balls. probably the strongest proof of my heritage, methinks.

closed my eyes and picked two cameras to accompany me on the trip: the beloved LC-A+ and the paradoxically under- and over-rated golden half.

expired centuria dnp lends a rather strong purple haze to all photos (tested in a few trial rolls) which i’m not particularly fond of. i guess despite my occasionally pink hair, i’m a conventional girl at heart.

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the weather was blazing, which just screamed for a fixed-speed toy cam and a tribe toyota brolley.

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overpriced baubles and the throngs of KLites aside, the town has also fascinated me with that delicious creepiness old abandoned buildings have. as you peek through a crack in a mildewed door, you start pondering the “whys” “hows” and especially the “whos” of this dilapidated shell of a house, even expecting to be greeted by an unblinking otherwordly eye (because that’s what always happens in the movies, ok).

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these place are supposedly unclean but with my starbucks-numbed senses i couldn’t and haven’t felt a thing. maybe just a little imagined loss and despair which in all probability stems from me trying to inject some romanticism into my yuppie life.

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still, annual pilgrimages to the place has made me a little sick (though we could pin that on the horrid horrid satay celup).

chicken rice balls. check. st paul’s church. check. techni trishaws. double and triple checked. eye on malaysia. maybe not. baba house. hmm. cendol. check. geographer. limau limau. jonker after 8pm. it’s as if time elbowed its way forward just to stand still.

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a sparkling, gleaming white tomb of a 500-years dead and gone and forgotten malay warrior. i dare you to make sense of that.

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but then again, i’m merely rambling, waiting for my hair to set. which it just has.  i wish i were a peranakan princess.

my morning alarm cat

Saturday, October 10th, 2009

ebony

<3

time-wasters

Sunday, August 16th, 2009

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Are you a professional journalist? You write very well.

i’m flattered.

I liked it. So much useful material. I read with great interest.

and finally,

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stalker spambot!

alright, going to bed now.

stuff on my tiny ikea desk [tuesday, 14/7/2009]

Sunday, July 19th, 2009

laptop + cooling pad

R2D2 speakers

cup of pencils + cutter + pens + ringgit notes + cuticle pencil

Balvenie single malt empty bottle

staedtler water colour pencil box

blue felt car brooch

heart-shaped sunnies

white faux wayfarers

singapore maps

moo moo notebook

black + red nail varnish

nail varnish remover

2 ikea plastic cups

sony t33 digital camera

3 rings (black/red set from hk + silver daily staple)

lomolito box + instructions

r.a.salvatore thousand orcs series

red heart necklace + bead art casette necklace

golden half chelsea maika box

meds from last doctors visit

pp photo shop evelope

CD sleeve with 2 photo album CDs

can of shieldtox

white skull candy low riders

mikona flash

small tub of vaseline

couple of black plastic ties

USB card reader

house keys

car keys (with attached pepper spray)

shark bag (with nintendo dsl)

yellow lighter

cow lighter

single, lonely cotton pad

the kitten mama is (secretly) in love with

Saturday, July 11th, 2009

quick wishlist

Saturday, June 13th, 2009
  • fairy lights
  • ikea storage boxes (moon cake boxes a bit wtf)
  • black & white duvet set
  • X-minimax OR altec lansing ATP3
  • Holga GFN
  • Smena 8M
  • some Fuji Velvia+ Black&White Pro
  • sling bag (that can comfortably hold: LC-A+, Vivitar UWS & Actionsampler)

like a broken pencil – pointless

Friday, February 20th, 2009

brokenpencil

hur hur hur. so pun-ny.

early morning msn chats #2

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

kenny:
it’s like ‘i start having sex b4 i realise i dun have a condom’ example
i move on impluse

justine:
you run on stupid more like

early morning msn chats

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

biadap-bra

Baby Ya Bay:

bra apa ni sial

biadap punya bra!!