Posts Tagged ‘humour’

the littlest lapsap groupie

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

xu is baby’s new celebrity obsession (one whom i actually believe deserves her attentions).

xu-hug

cik faridah sungguh “groupie” apabila terada di dalam bilik sama degan si xu daripada kumpulan elektro terkenal, lapsap.

i present hard evidence:

xu-choking
what the hell is she doing?
is she:
a) requesting a song - cream - rather forcefully
b) smelling xu’s fragrant hat
c) whispering (or shouting) sweet nothings into his ear

the correct answer is “d”. she is doing none of the above.

rupanya, mereka hanya sedang

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hold hands!xu-hold-hands

here’s a screencap of snarky comments i left on her facebook. ;p

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23 signs you’re a design geek

Friday, December 5th, 2008

Another 23 Signs You’re Becoming a Design Geek

1. You smile that spanking-kind-of-smile when you use the CSS property: padding-bottom.

2. You know exactly what I’m referring to when I say “Make my logo bigger”.

3. Every now and then you go through a ‘herbal tea’ phase to try and reduce your dependence to coffee, but you always go back to the inky demon eventually.

4. You’ve caught yourself more than once hitting CTRL or CMD+N when you need a coffee refill…

5. Sleep and nighttime are no longer irrevocably linked.

6. You have woken up in the middle of the night your sleep and started recreating the dream you just had in Photoshop.

7. When getting up, you wish you had a healing brush/patch tool for those unsightly blemishes and undereye luggage.

8. Your keyboard could definitely be someone’s grocery list - you’re eating there constantly.

9. You know several Photoshop shortcuts that require 4 fingers
(Shift+Ctrl+Alt+K anyone?).

10. Whenever you see fog on a forested hillside, you think, nature is making a gaussian blur.

11. You’re sitting in the movie theater watching the movie titles, shaking your head at how badly they’re kerned.

12. Your biggest fear is Papyrus becoming the new Comic Sans.

13. If you could go back in time you wouldn’t go back to see the rise and fall of civilizations, you’d go back in time to destroy Comic Sans and Papyrus.

14. Your most romantic date was when you went to see Helvetica by Gary Hustwit.

15. You’ve considered naming your children things like ‘Kern’, ‘Pica’, ‘Bézier’, ‘Nyala’, and ‘Serif’.

16. You are trying catch the post-it notes at your monitor with your cursor.

17. You know that, by default, if three designs are shown to a client, your least favorite will be chosen - or any combination of worst components of each.

18. You also know that if you ask for more copy it will be sent as a Jpeg; If you ask for images they will be sent as PowerPoint presentations; if you ask for a vector logo, it’ll come in the form of a Gif – from their website.

19. You have an uncanny ability to automatically see when something is lined up properly without the need for tools or devices, for instance if a shelf is straight, and where the center of the wall is to hang a picture.

20. And as a direct cause, get an almost uncontrollable urge to adjust a painting that’s tilted ever so slightly.

21. And when in doubt, you automatically think CTRL or CMD+;

22. When girls are picking up Vogue and Cosmopolitan drooling over the latest trend in eye makeup and trying to figure out how to accomplish the the same effect, you’re drooling over the most amazing 2 page advertising spread you’ve ever seen - trying to figure out how to accomplish the the same Photoshop effect…

23. You actually understand this post and pass it on to your fellow geeks friends.

poor kitty! cat jump phail

Monday, November 24th, 2008

wrestlemania round blair witch some more

Friday, November 21st, 2008


korean boys sings mariah carey’s “touch my body”

warning: don’t be drinking nothing when you watch it, k.

transform!

Friday, October 31st, 2008

this is just too sick to not share.

Only shortlisted candidates will be notified

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

the greatest CV in the world is no hoax.

months ago, hatim sent me the pdf file which has been making new rounds in a forwarded email. apparently, one of me good buddies who was attached with a headhunting company met the stunning and ravishing ms. hong herself.

if you haven’t read it before, the 5-page CV includes gems such as:

the only person in Asia to create a desk organiser for consolidating & streamlining workflow documents for followup/action

the person who started the phrase ‘Only shortlisted candidates will be notified’ in recruitment advertisements’.

have a hereditary hourglass figure

am exceptionally stunning and ravishing in person

super beh tahan. hahahaha.

craig ferguson, everyone!

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

I had an uncle who was a very strict vegetarian.
When he died there was a big turnip at his funeral.

dangling human douchebag dingleberry

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

triumph the insult dog meets david blaine the human dingleberry


fucking awesome quotes from the video, please watch it.

we are in the midst of observing an incredible test of endurance as david blaine is attempting to hang for 60 straight hours without entertaining anyone.

harry houdini called this stunt the “dangling douchebag”

people are worried that him hanging upside down could make him go blind. imagine, not being able to see all the people out here giving him the finger.

anyone who studied the works of houdini knows that the hardest part of houdini’s stunts was the 15-minute coffee break.

he’s catheterized i heard. you think he’s peeing right now?

quickbites1909

Friday, September 19th, 2008

cat comes home after going missing for 9 years

wendy’s funny video about growing up

resident evil activity book for kids

blue people

what’s left of the servant

master cgi artists - hyper realistic stuff

palin refuses to fund rape kits

beautiful ramadan photos

stumbled1408

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

the building blocks of a complete meal?
lego cakes

idiot gets burned by “i am rich” app
not so rich after all

that does look like a good time
For a good time, call…

suguru likes his pants
teaching english in japan is awesomely hilarious

there is no right answer here.
how many guys have you slept with?

an evil plan to kill peta’s credibility or the truth?
peta kills animals

yummy mouthfuls of grease. gimme a supersize, please.
world’s smallest burger and fries