cik faridah sungguh “groupie” apabila terada di dalam bilik sama degan si xu daripada kumpulan elektro terkenal, lapsap.

i present hard evidence:

what the hell is she doing?
is she:
a) requesting a song – cream – rather forcefully
b) smelling xu’s fragrant hat
c) whispering (or shouting) sweet nothings into his ear

the correct answer is “d”. she is doing none of the above.

rupanya, mereka hanya sedang

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hold hands!

here’s a screencap of snarky comments i left on her facebook. ;p

i’m going to laugh myself to sleep tonight. :D

1. You smile that spanking-kind-of-smile when you use the CSS property: padding-bottom.

2. You know exactly what I’m referring to when I say “Make my logo bigger”.

3. Every now and then you go through a ‘herbal tea’ phase to try and reduce your dependence to coffee, but you always go back to the inky demon eventually.

4. You’ve caught yourself more than once hitting CTRL or CMD+N when you need a coffee refill…

5. Sleep and nighttime are no longer irrevocably linked.

6. You have woken up in the middle of the night your sleep and started recreating the dream you just had in Photoshop.

7. When getting up, you wish you had a healing brush/patch tool for those unsightly blemishes and undereye luggage.

8. Your keyboard could definitely be someone’s grocery list – you’re eating there constantly.

9. You know several Photoshop shortcuts that require 4 fingers
(Shift+Ctrl+Alt+K anyone?).

10. Whenever you see fog on a forested hillside, you think, nature is making a gaussian blur.

11. You’re sitting in the movie theater watching the movie titles, shaking your head at how badly they’re kerned.

12. Your biggest fear is Papyrus becoming the new Comic Sans.

13. If you could go back in time you wouldn’t go back to see the rise and fall of civilizations, you’d go back in time to destroy Comic Sans and Papyrus.

14. Your most romantic date was when you went to see Helvetica by Gary Hustwit.

15. You’ve considered naming your children things like ‘Kern’, ‘Pica’, ‘Bézier’, ‘Nyala’, and ‘Serif’.

16. You are trying catch the post-it notes at your monitor with your cursor.

17. You know that, by default, if three designs are shown to a client, your least favorite will be chosen – or any combination of worst components of each.

18. You also know that if you ask for more copy it will be sent as a Jpeg; If you ask for images they will be sent as PowerPoint presentations; if you ask for a vector logo, it’ll come in the form of a Gif – from their website.

19. You have an uncanny ability to automatically see when something is lined up properly without the need for tools or devices, for instance if a shelf is straight, and where the center of the wall is to hang a picture.

20. And as a direct cause, get an almost uncontrollable urge to adjust a painting that’s tilted ever so slightly.

21. And when in doubt, you automatically think CTRL or CMD+;

22. When girls are picking up Vogue and Cosmopolitan drooling over the latest trend in eye makeup and trying to figure out how to accomplish the the same effect, you’re drooling over the most amazing 2 page advertising spread you’ve ever seen – trying to figure out how to accomplish the the same Photoshop effect…

23. You actually understand this post and pass it on to your fellow geeks friends.

warning: don’t be drinking nothing when you watch it, k.

the greatest CV in the world is no hoax.

months ago, hatim sent me the pdf file which has been making new rounds in a forwarded email. apparently, one of me good buddies who was attached with a headhunting company met the stunning and ravishing ms. hong herself.

if you haven’t read it before, the 5-page CV includes gems such as:

the only person in Asia to create a desk organiser for consolidating & streamlining workflow documents for followup/action

the person who started the phrase ‘Only shortlisted candidates will be notified’ in recruitment advertisements’.

have a hereditary hourglass figure

am exceptionally stunning and ravishing in person

super beh tahan. hahahaha.

I had an uncle who was a very strict vegetarian.
When he died there was a big turnip at his funeral.

fucking awesome quotes from the video, please watch it.

we are in the midst of observing an incredible test of endurance as david blaine is attempting to hang for 60 straight hours without entertaining anyone.

harry houdini called this stunt the “dangling douchebag”

people are worried that him hanging upside down could make him go blind. imagine, not being able to see all the people out here giving him the finger.

anyone who studied the works of houdini knows that the hardest part of houdini’s stunts was the 15-minute coffee break.

he’s catheterized i heard. you think he’s peeing right now?

wendy’s funny video about growing up

resident evil activity book for kids

blue people

what’s left of the servant

master cgi artists – hyper realistic stuff

palin refuses to fund rape kits

beautiful ramadan photos

idiot gets burned by “i am rich” app
not so rich after all

that does look like a good time
For a good time, call…

suguru likes his pants
teaching english in japan is awesomely hilarious

there is no right answer here.
how many guys have you slept with?

an evil plan to kill peta’s credibility or the truth?
peta kills animals

yummy mouthfuls of grease. gimme a supersize, please.
world’s smallest burger and fries

her mom is probably a byproduct of too much inbreeding.
neglected 7 year old girl found covered in feces and thousands of roaches.

retard splashes guy with red fizzy drink at a water fight, thinks it’s so funny, gets punched in the face.
when water fights turn violent.

beacon of the legal system: lawyer bribes mom to sleep with her 13 and 15 year old daughters.
Ephebophile sues American Express for turning him over to cops.

human tetris and marshmallow eating made it into the list. yay!
funniest japanese game show moments ever

but now before they made tons of ka-ching
25 startups that bombed spectacularly

mccain hates children slightly less than he hates homosexuals
“orphans shouldn’t have gay parents.”

i dugg it just for Fun House
5 most unfair kid’s game shows ever

maybe i am. sorta. yes. i don’t know.
are you gay?

lifehacker editors’ choice software picks.
“what we use” – lifehackers

The Ronald McDonald Chronicles
What if Ronald were a real man?

Kevin Smith Reviews The DarkKnight
MP3 file (spoiler alert, if you still haven’t seen it yet, you loser.)

400++ High Quality Patterns
Images, pattern files, .ai, .psd, whatever