ashin. (chomelnya baby face with glasses.)

look he’s sleeping, like a cherub.

wtf. since when was i this attracted to any chinese guy??

you know it’s love, when you can overlook that the object of your affections is named… monster.

oh ye of dexterous fingers and perfectly ruffled hair.

oh, you’re so cool when you leap and bound across the stage with that serious expression on your face before you break into a sunshiney grin.

mmmm… yeah, rock that guitar.

The monster who went east came to a village.

“Mr. Blacksmith, please give me your name.”

“You can’t give someone a name.”

“If you give me your name, I’ll jump into your stomach and make you strong in return.”

“Really? You’ll make me stronger? Okay, you can have my name.”

And the monster jumped into the blacksmith’s stomach. The monster became Otto the blacksmith. Otto was the strongest man in town. But one day, “Look at me, look at me, the monster inside me has grown this large.” CHOMP CHOMP, MUNCH MUNCH, GOBBLE GOBBLE, GULP! The hungry monster are Otto from the inside.

He went back to being a monster without a name.

He jumped into the stomach of Hans the shoemaker, but, CHOMP CHOMP, MUNCH MUNCH, GOBBLE GOBBLE, GULP! He went back to being a monster without a name.

He jumped into the stomach of Thomas the hunter, but, CHOMP CHOMP, MUNCH MUNCH, GOBBLE GOBBLE, GULP! And once again he was a monster without a name.

The monster went to the castle to look for a wonderful name.

“If you give me your name, I’ll make you strong.”

“If you’ll heal my sickness, I’ll give you my name.”

The monster jumped into the boy’s stomach. The boy became very healthy. The king was delighted.

“The prince is well. The prince is well.”

The monster liked the boy’s name. He liked living in the castle. So even when he was hungry, he stayed put. Everyday he was so hungry, but he stayed put.

But one day he was just too hungry.

“Look at me, look at me, the monster inside me has grown this large.”

CHOMP CHOMP, MUNCH MUNCH, GOBBLE GOBBLE, GULP!

The boy ate the king and all the servants.

One day, the boy met the monster who went west.

“I have a name, it’s a wonderful name.”

The monster who went west said “You don’t need a name. You can be happy without a name.”

“Because we are nameless monsters.”

CHOMP CHOMP, MUNCH MUNCH, GOBBLE GOBBLE, GULP!

The boy ate the monster who went west. Even though he finally found a name, there was no one around to call him by it.

Johan was such a wonderful name too.