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i am also an ex-girlfriend. but please don’t call me. i’m more than ok. i’m frackin’ awesome.

Stop it. Only the both of us know what transpired and as time passes even that slowly fades from memory. Your version of events is not mine. And the truth disappears in the archive of a forsaken email account. But. Does it even matter? I know what I had to live with. What I had [...]

“If your friends all jumped off a bridge, would you jump off too?” if you asked me, i probably would have. i got into trouble for you, got dragged into random fights because of you, obligingly entered into your petty little power struggles (less of struggles than they were games, we all know who would [...]

People are fragile things, you should know by now Be careful what you put them through Editors – Munich

i think i would be more impressed with titles and designations today if i wasn’t continually subjected to the unprofessional and childish behaviour plus general stupidity of people who, amazingly, have made noticeable moves up the corporate ladder without any obvious skills (what they do to their bosses behind closed doors e.g. rimming has not [...]

as tagged by baby and khairul. i started smoking at age 13 but only started really drinking at 23 which is also when i started wearing makeup and buying clothes i’m less angry than i always appear to be i’m fucking soft-hearted and very gullible and super naive (italics for emphasis) so i’ll forgive you [...]

i generally avoid all types of pharmaceuticals unless in certain extreme circumstances where i’m pissing blood or choking on phlegm in my bronchi. no panadol. no painkillers. no cough cyrup. no antibiotics. no no no. this self-imposed restriction of sorts (which has been relaxed over the years) probably stems from some irrational fear that prescription [...]

5 things i’ve learned so far in life you can make more and more and more money, but it’ll never be enough for what you want to do. friends come and go. you can try to keep them, but ultimately you can’t do anything about it. though if they come back again, it’s great! never [...]

3 points to ponder: why do satria drivers all imagine they’re driving race cars? why do football fans refer to their teams as “us” and “you”? e.g. hey when are you guys (Nottingham Forest) playing against us (Chelsea)? why are there handprints on the inside of all dodgy lift doors, as if someone was trying [...]

have been really fretting over my little belly which is ugly as it isn’t adorable. found some exercise videos on youtube and it’s my 2nd day trying to keep up with nicole, “one of spark people’s fitness experts”. i was slightly disdainful seeing as nicole isn’t your typical lean mean slavedriver. (in fact, i thought [...]